Once more the Muslim world has outsmarted Israel’s Mossad. Once more the Muslim world has caught another Mossad Animal Agent (MAA). This time it is Eric the Eagle!
I originally introduced the World to the existence of Mossad agent code named Sammy the Shark. Sammy is a Zionist Shark trained to destroy the enemies of Israel. He first was spotted off of Gaza in 2009 and Hamas claimed to have destroyed him. But he is back and is hungry.
Because we need a laugh at times.
An Iranian regime official and a website close to the regime have recently accused the Jews of engaging in sorcery and of employing it against Iran.
In what might sound as something out of a fantasy video-game or Nordic mythology, sources close to TX revealed on Sunday evening via email that Israel is working on a heavily-funded bio-engineering program which is funded by a select group of retired elites within the Israel Defense Forces on ‘hybrid animals’.
First there was the Iranians executing 14 squirrels for spying. Then the Egyptians declared that the Mossad trained a shark to kill tourists off of the Sinai. Poor Sammy, he gets bad publicity for that one. Then there was Moshe the Monkey who disrupted the services at a mosque in Yemen. It is rumored that agents George the Giraffe and the boss Hymie the Hippo heads Mossad HQ at the Cairo Zoo. And Vinnie the Vulture was killed in the line of duty over Saudi Arabia. Vinnie was not alone. He had a family and today a member of that family was caught in the Sudan.
In December 2010 Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by the Egyptian state news site egynews.net, “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,”
The world howled with laughter.
Code Named R65 this agent was definitely from Israel. There was no denying it. His/Her ankle ring said: Tel Aviv University.