Tag: Mossad

Sammy Has Been Sighted!

I originally introduced the World to the existence of Mossad agent code named Sammy the Shark. Sammy is a Zionist Shark trained to destroy the enemies of Israel. He first was spotted off of Gaza in 2009 and Hamas claimed to have destroyed him. But he is back and is hungry.

And We Are Suppose To Be Scared Of These People?

First there was the Iranians executing 14 squirrels for spying. Then the Egyptians declared that the Mossad trained a shark to kill tourists off of the Sinai. Poor Sammy, he gets bad publicity for that one. Then there was Moshe the Monkey who disrupted the services at a mosque in Yemen. It is rumored that agents George the Giraffe and the boss Hymie the Hippo heads Mossad HQ at the Cairo Zoo. And Vinnie the Vulture was killed in the line of duty over Saudi Arabia. Vinnie was not alone. He had a family and today a member of that family was caught in the Sudan.

Obama’s Growing Jewish Problem

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Jews across the world are praying for a miracle.  As things go Iran should acquire a nuclear weapon sometime by January 2013 (If not sooner).  And it appears that President Sheik Barack Hussein Obama is not only allowing this, but…

Is He Back?

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In December 2010 Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by the Egyptian state news site egynews.net, “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,”

The world howled with laughter.