“I’m Jesus f**cking Christ,” he says, and Jesus and Sarah chat about fertilized eggs and when life begins. And then Silverman talks about the U.S. Constitution, the Founders, The Pledge of Allegiance, our currency and, of course, “separation of church and state,” and there’s a lady on the toilet, too. But Sarah’s not finished yet. There’s masturbating into a gym sock and jerking-off in the shower.
In a new faux-public service announcement released Tuesday, Silverman is visited by “Jesus” in a dream. The two, while sharing some popcorn and watching a NCIS marathon, begin discussing women’s reproductive rights, and Silverman asks Jesus when life begins.
“At 40,” Jesus responds half-heartedly.”But fertilized eggs aren’t people. People are people. But people who believe fertilized eggs are people are people, too. You have to love them. You’re not better than them.”…
Aren’t you sorry you missed that auction?