A guy is walking along a florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the genie, “Im’ not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”
“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie!
Thanks to a sweet-peach South Carolinian!