Stolen From Elder of Ziyon
I love it when posts write themselves:
An Iranian regime official and a website close to the regime have recently accused the Jews of engaging in sorcery and of employing it against Iran.
Mehdi Taeb, Official Close to Khamenei: ‘So Far, [The Jews] Have Not Used The Full [Scope Of] Their Sorcery Against Us’
Speaking on April 20, 2013 to students at a religious seminary in Ahwaz, Mehdi Taeb noted: “The Jews are currently subjecting us to an unprecedented trial. As you read in the Koran, [King] Solomon ruled the world… and God ordered a group of sorcerers to come out against him. The Jews have the greatest powers of sorcery, and they make use of this tool.
“All the measures that have been brought against us originate with the Zionists. The U.S. is a tool in their hands. So far, they have not used the full [scope of] their sorcery against us. Sorcery was the final means to which they resorted during the Ahmadinejad era, but they were defeated. This ability of the Jews was eliminated by Iran. Five years ago they tried to oust Ahmadinejad [by this means].”
Rasanews.ir, Website Associated With Qom Seminaries: The Jews Believe They Can Use Sorcery To Control God’s Decisions
The article on Rasanews.com, published March 7, 2013, stated: “The Jews have always tended to resort to divination, [a practice] that has its roots in astronomy, astrology and sorcery, [which they picked up] when they consorted with various peoples in the course of history. They cherished this [knowledge] like a treasure, generation after generation. In most cases, they base their predictions on the holy book [the Old Testament], especially on the book of Daniel, and they create an ideological climate in which the appreciation of sorcery and the yearning for it increase.
“The [Jewish] people think that ruling over man, nature, and divine traditions can be achieved only by means of sorcery. They believe that it is possible to conquer nature and control the world, and even to control God’s decisions, by using sorcery methods…
“Sorcery is known to be a practice of which the divine books [i.e., the Old Testament, the New Testament and the Koran and] and the monotheistic religions disapprove. But Jewish mysticism regards it as a [legitimate] means to uncover the secrets of the holy book [the Old Testament].”
Now you can understand how Jews managed to train squirrels to infiltrate and spy on Iran – we use our powers of sorcery to speak to the squirrels! Sort of like Parseltongue, but with a completely different accent.
Iran’s earthquakes? All we have to do is point our magic wands at the general direction of Iran and say “Persae terraemotus!”
Do you think that it was Stuxnet that slowed down Iran’s nuclear weapons program? No, it was the famous Kabbalistic spell “Exploratio centrifugus!”
And when I need material like this for the blog, I simply use the famous curse “Missa stultitiae!”
As far as the charge that we can influence God’s decisions, well, we have a secret Talmudic method for that too.
Not only does the Mossad use sorcery, but it is a well-known fact that the IAF is equipped with the most advanced broom of our age:
I guess the Iranians will now claim that Bibi Netanyahu is really Lord Voldemort.
And we are suppose to be scared of these bozos?