The Fox News Girls

Think they’re all blondes? Not hardly. Sneer if you want, but one thing about the Fox women – they’re not shrews, and they all have a sense of humor and are never afraid to make fun of themselves – a 360 turn from network women. Is Greta really the “wildest of them all?” Watch the Austin Cunningham video below.

Thanks to Grumpy Opinions who figures Bubba watches Fox…until Hillary walks into the room.

Martha McCallum

Martha McCallum

Jenna Lee

Jenna Lee

Jeanine Pirro

Jeanine Pirro

Courtney Friel

Courtney Friehl

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Juliette Huddy

Juliette Huddy

Molly Line

Molly Line

Maria Molina

Maria Molina

Greta Van Susteren

Greta Van Susteren

Heather Childers

Heather Childers

Harris Faulkner

Harris Faulkner

Julie Banderas

Julie Banderas

Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly

Shannon Bream

Shannon Bream

Andrea Tantaros

Andrea Tantaros

Dana Perino

Dana Perino

Jamie Colby

Jamie Colby

Uma Pemmaraju

Uma Pemmaraju

Ainsley Earhardt

Ainsley Earhardt

Gretchen Carlson

Gretchen Carlson

UPDATE 2-25-13: In comments “blonde and balanced” argues that not a single one of the “blondes” above is really a blonde, but it’s my contention that 1) she doesn’t know that, and neither do I, and 2) each of those blondes or women choosing to be blondes, delivers real news, and does it seriously – and she complains that the darker haired beauty’s have over-processed their locks. Speaking of delivering real news, read this from Nebraska Energy Observer – a dose of reality.

The Girls on Fox News by Austin Cunningham (video)
Linked at LadyRaven’s Whiskey in a Jar in the “Mad Jewess’ et al – thank you!

Linked at Grumpy Opinions – thank you!

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  • Geo

    I don’t know how any living male could possibly make a choice out of that bunch of beauties, they’re smart also. I’d have to resort to a lotto system.

    I don’t know how Ailes does it. I’ve seen some of them on other networks and couldn’t stand watching them, they land on Fox and walla, they blossom right out of the box. Amazing.

    • http://maggiesnotebook.com Maggie

      findalis, it’s okay when it’s the truth :-)

    • http://maggiesnotebook.com Maggie

      Geo, I’ve noticed that too with some of them, but Mikka and Rachel Maddow wouldn’t change for money or their lives.

  • http://findalismonkeyinthemiddle.blogspot.com/ findalis

    Have you seen some of the females on CNN, MSNBC, etc… The Elephant Man was better looking.

    (OK Maggie. I’ll retract the claws.)

    • http://maggiesnotebook.com Maggie

      findalis, it’s okay when it’s the truth :-)

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  • bleached and balanced

    “THINK THEY ARE ALL BLONDES?”

    NO, I KNOW there is not one NATURAL blonde in the entire pack.

    Every single one of them has the same bleach job, that when the studio lights are on them shows a pitch black landing strip down the part of their hair where the natural dark hair is growing in.

    Molly Line has now made her hair a fake red, and Jenna Lee was always a fake redhead but still the only real cute one in the bunch.

    The only ones on FOX with their own natural hair are guilfoyle, banderas, and faulkner, and faulkners hair is heavily processed. The rest are bleach bucket queens. They are not even good bleach jobs, they are all bleached nearly white like you see on women walking the streets in the bad part of town at 2am

    • http://maggiesnotebook.com Maggie

      bleached and balanced – MeeeOWWW! You don’t know the truth any more than I do. Being blonde and smart is an attitude. When I look at their skin tones, I believe several could be very natural, but choosing to be blonde, and then being smart, is their right.