Latest member of the Zionist Attack Zoo: Super-Rhinoceroses

Stolen From Hat Tip Elder of Ziyon

The newest member of the Mossad Animal Agent Squad is a Rhinoceroses.  Not just any Rhino, but a Super-Rhino.  A genetically modified member of that species.

In what might sound as something out of a fantasy video-game or Nordic mythology, sources close to TX revealed on Sunday evening via email that Israel is working on a heavily-funded bio-engineering program which is funded by a select group of retired elites within the Israel Defense Forces on ‘hybrid animals’.

The source, who is a retired security official from a Gulf country, made the claims while referring to one of his junior comrades who was tasked with undercover information gathering in the illegitimate state more than 7 years ago.

“He described a large, underground laboratory adjacent to the Negev desert where a highly-secured bunker was located, guarded by about two dozen troops of the elite Sayaret Matkal commandos and Military Intelligence units”.

“He observed various visits to the facility by then Military Intelligence chief Aharon Zeevi-Farkash accompanied by a panel of scientists who changed on rotation every other day. Although he wasn’t able to capture any footage owing to the high security and sensors in the area, he was able to have several glances from very narrow openings”.

The retired officer described how the underground bunker had another sub-station inside it which had no window at all:


“He recalls those Zionists (Israelis) talking of ‘super beasts’ equipped with improvised weapons”.

Did the said spy who claims to have found such a facility actually see any such ‘mutated beasts’? This question was posed to the source:


“Once, he shared details of a group of bizarre rhinoceroses and canines but never spoke on the subject again. Our superiors thought we had been feeding on telltale rumors hence that chapter was closed once and for all”.

At the end, the source said that he, along with his subordinate, retired early from service.


First there were 14 squirrels that the Iranians still claim to be Mossad agents.  Then Sammy the Shark, Vinnie the Vulture, etc…   I am sure glad that these idiots still haven’t discovered the flies and fleas that have had electronics embedded in them.

Let us welcome the newest member of Mossad’s Animal Agent Squad:

Reuben the Rhino

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