Rule 5 Saturday Night: All Swimsuits for a Warm Winter

Our winter has been very mild this year, more like many winters of the past going back 6 or 7 years before global warming brought us several of the coldest winters in Oklahoma history. So I can’t say I’m longing for a beach destination to escape frigid weather. No, just looking for something for a Rule 5 – ya know what they are, pretty girls, beautiful women, a little fashion for the ladies, so as to escape all politics, all the time. I’m simply out of ideas, so swimsuits are a good bet to create a little interest.

A message for my girlfriends: as I look around for photos of well-known actresses and models in swimsuits, I find their natural photos (those caught on the beach with family and friends) are, in general, messy and unattractive – saggy, cellulite, poochie tummies, and all that. Most need a little touch up and a professional photographer, with the exception of Julianne Hough in the photo about half-way down the page (and maybe Brooklyn Decker). Believe me, remove the face and your body isn’t so different now, or maybe ‘back then’ from any untouched SI model.

See a list of my friends hosting Rule 5s this weekend below the photos (some double links because I missed last week with my Mom in the hospital).

Catherine Bell

Olga Kurylenko

Ana Beatriz Barros

Monica Bellucci

Kelly Brook

Kate Upton

Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker


Luisana Lopilato

Julianne Hough

Amit Friedman

Inspiration for Amit from Proof Positive 8)

Irina Shayk

Jennifer Anniston

Olivia Munn

Adriana Lima

Gisele Bundchen

Leeann Tweeden

Maria Menounos

Thanks to Daley Gator for the Maria inspiration 8)

Last one: look to your left at my new ad for the two foods never to eat to look good in a swimsuit (includes men and swimsuits as well). Give it a click if you have time.

2012 Rule 5 link policy: if you link something of mine sometime during the week, a Rule 5 or other, I’ll link to your Rule 5. If you want to join the link-around and I have missed yours, please send an email.

NOTE: some of the following will have an update this weekend.

The Other McCain is the master aggregator of all things Rule 5. Find last week’s Rule 5 Oshiete Koi wa Happiness? here and this week’s full menu Short Skirt/Long Jacket, is here.

Opus at American Perspective is my Rule 5 mentor. She showed me how to do it right with this post. Last week: Alessandro AmbrosioThis week is Taylor Swift

Reaganite Republican: Miss Australia Scherri-Lee Biggs and Miss Poland 2011 Dzien Dobry with video of Miss Universe swimsuits and body painting!

American Power Blog: Evan Rachel Wood topless and Candice Swanepole’s Victoria Secret 2012 Bikini Video

William Teach at Pirate’s Cove: last week a Zoe Moezert pinup (time for golf?), AND speaking of bathing suits… and this week is a foxy pinup by Gil Elvgren and Teach’s Patriotic Pup.

Bob at the Camp of the Saints: Politically, sweater vests are all the range. Bob found a Rule 5 sweater vest. You want to see it! The latest Swedish Diet (video), Winter Vacation Bikinis,  and your latest bevy here.

Theo Spark’s Saturday Night Bath is here. Saturday Totty here. The Bonus Babe.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe: Last week, Claudia Bassols, and this week, Ana de la Reguera. Vintage Babes Elsa Martinelli and Theda Bara.

Teresamerica: Last week, Shaghayegh Claudia Lynx (Iranian Goddess) 

DaleyGator’s DaleyBabe: Olivia Munn – that naked PETA ad, and  This week Leola Bell

The POH Diaries: Gloria Steinem – Demi Moore and this week also, Kate Beckinsale is Hot!

Fritz at A View From the Beach: Kelly Brook

Jamie at Eye of Polyphemus: Gillian Jacobs and Adrianna Lima

Randy’s Roundtable Thursday Nite Tart is Mayra Suarez

Full Metal Patriot’s Midweek Peek is Gina Carano

Jake Finnegan’s Burkelesque Babe is Irina Shayk

Rio Norte Line: Amanda Harrington

Ran at Si Vis Pacem is back with Retro Rule 5s by John Singer Sargent and Diego Velasquez.

Wyblog: A late edition, and not technically a Rule 5, but oh so guy-worthy – Chloe Vevrier

My Top 13 Rule 5s (click here to see all):

Lt. Col “Mac” McKenzie

Jennifer Lopez

The Donald’s Daughter

Kate Middleton

Olga Kurylenko

Carrie Underwood

A Conservative Darlin’ – Kelly Pickler

Ana Beatriz Barros

Julianne Hough

Ten Beautiful Swim Suits and the Women in Them

Girls With Guns

Santa’s Babies

Bonnie Jill Laflin

Posted by Maggie @ Maggie’s Notebook