Our winter has been very mild this year, more like many winters of the past going back 6 or 7 years before global warming brought us several of the coldest winters in Oklahoma history. So I can’t say I’m longing for a beach destination to escape frigid weather. No, just looking for something for a Rule 5 – ya know what they are, pretty girls, beautiful women, a little fashion for the ladies, so as to escape all politics, all the time. I’m simply out of ideas, so swimsuits are a good bet to create a little interest.
A message for my girlfriends: as I look around for photos of well-known actresses and models in swimsuits, I find their natural photos (those caught on the beach with family and friends) are, in general, messy and unattractive – saggy, cellulite, poochie tummies, and all that. Most need a little touch up and a professional photographer, with the exception of Julianne Hough in the photo about half-way down the page (and maybe Brooklyn Decker). Believe me, remove the face and your body isn’t so different now, or maybe ‘back then’ from any untouched SI model.
See a list of my friends hosting Rule 5s this weekend below the photos (some double links because I missed last week with my Mom in the hospital).
Catherine Bell
Olga Kurylenko
Ana Beatriz Barros
Monica Bellucci
Kelly Brook
Kate Upton
Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker
Luisana Lopilato
Julianne Hough
Amit Friedman
Inspiration for Amit from Proof Positive 8)
Irina Shayk
Jennifer Anniston
Olivia Munn
Adriana Lima
Gisele Bundchen
Leeann Tweeden
Maria Menounos
Thanks to Daley Gator for the Maria inspiration 8)
Last one: look to your left at my new ad for the two foods never to eat to look good in a swimsuit (includes men and swimsuits as well). Give it a click if you have time.
2012 Rule 5 link policy: if you link something of mine sometime during the week, a Rule 5 or other, I’ll link to your Rule 5. If you want to join the link-around and I have missed yours, please send an email.
NOTE: some of the following will have an update this weekend.
The Other McCain is the master aggregator of all things Rule 5. Find last week’s Rule 5 Oshiete Koi wa Happiness? here and this week’s full menu Short Skirt/Long Jacket, is here.
Opus at American Perspective is my Rule 5 mentor. She showed me how to do it right with this post. Last week: Alessandro Ambrosio. This week is Taylor Swift
Reaganite Republican: Miss Australia Scherri-Lee Biggs and Miss Poland 2011 Dzien Dobry with video of Miss Universe swimsuits and body painting!
American Power Blog: Evan Rachel Wood topless and Candice Swanepole’s Victoria Secret 2012 Bikini Video
William Teach at Pirate’s Cove: last week a Zoe Moezert pinup (time for golf?), AND speaking of bathing suits… and this week is a foxy pinup by Gil Elvgren and Teach’s Patriotic Pup.
Bob at the Camp of the Saints: Politically, sweater vests are all the range. Bob found a Rule 5 sweater vest. You want to see it! The latest Swedish Diet (video), Winter Vacation Bikinis,  and your latest bevy here.
Theo Spark’s Saturday Night Bath is here. Saturday Totty here. The Bonus Babe.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe: Last week, Claudia Bassols, and this week, Ana de la Reguera. Vintage Babes Elsa Martinelli and Theda Bara.
Teresamerica: Last week, Shaghayegh Claudia Lynx (Iranian Goddess)Â
DaleyGator’s DaleyBabe: Olivia Munn – that naked PETA ad, and  This week Leola Bell
The POH Diaries: Gloria Steinem – Demi Moore and this week also, Kate Beckinsale is Hot!
Fritz at A View From the Beach: Kelly Brook
Jamie at Eye of Polyphemus: Gillian Jacobs and Adrianna Lima
Randy’s Roundtable Thursday Nite Tart is Mayra Suarez
Full Metal Patriot’s Midweek Peek is Gina Carano
Jake Finnegan’s Burkelesque Babe is Irina Shayk
Rio Norte Line: Amanda Harrington
Ran at Si Vis Pacem is back with Retro Rule 5s by John Singer Sargent and Diego Velasquez.
Wyblog: A late edition, and not technically a Rule 5, but oh so guy-worthy – Chloe Vevrier
My Top 13 Rule 5s (click here to see all):
A Conservative Darlin’ – Kelly Pickler
Ten Beautiful Swim Suits and the Women in Them
Posted by Maggie @ Maggie’s Notebook
A bevy of beauties! Fortunately, there was a time out on the field so I could come here!
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Dang Maggie, you have outdone yourself…And the rest of us lowly Rule 5 bloggers. Well done.
P.S I arrive in Cabo two weeks from today, can’t hardly wait.
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Maggie, you never go half way. Even the Woodsterman would be proud. A fine collection of beauties, sure to keep go ogle happy for weeks and months.
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Who needs sweaters? The temperature just went up!
Cheers Maggie!
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My oh my
Linked in update
Say ‘Dzien Dobry’ to Miss Poland 2011 Rozalia Mancewicz!
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Wow! Youza!
Great work, Dame Maggie.
And thanks for all the linky love.
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And again:
Miss Bikini International 2011
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I loved Amit Friedman, she looks very hot and sexy. and i love to be with her side. LOL:-)
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