Best Bar Joke Ever: Guy Goes Into a Bar…

The Best Bar Joke Ever comes from my friend Janet Meyerhoff Blaze via her 97-year-old former neighbor.

A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says,” 168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious…So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.”

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

Graphic: Hibbox

Posted by Maggie @ Maggie’s Notebook

  • Excellent and oh so true…

    P.S. Conviction is available to rent. I added that to my post since I failed to make that clear.

    In case you don’t have time to stop by I replied to your comment that the saddest part of the Kenny Waters story is that he died just six months after being released from prison. He suffered a head injury in an accidental fall and died after 4 days in the hospital. At least he died a free man.

  • LOL, nice joke. Glad I clicked. 😀

  • Good one!

    Mr. AOW may have to post this one at his web site.

  • Certainly have a few lib friends I’ll be passing on this blog entry to.. well done Maggie and oh so true.

  • What you want to bet Obama wouldn’t get that joke. Obama’s IQ is zero.