From the Book of Obama
Our Gubmint Mack-Daddy, Hallowed be thy name, please forgive my trespass against Thee.
O, Holiest of Holies named 0-Bama, forgive this poor, benighted sinner, I know not what I say about Your Holiness. Forgive me, Pardon me, grant me atonement for my lack of faith in Your Works on the public dime, Your Holy Ascensions to multiple golf-courses, and Your many Junkets to raise money from Your disciples, all at $35,000 a plate.
Let not Your ATF, FBI, and IRS not hound or audit me to the poor-house, for I am with You…..Yea, thugh I blaspheme against You this day, I will be with You, always…..
I, *Insert your name*, do beseech the Saints, Saint Solyndra, Saint Soros, Saint Reverend Wright, Saint Bill Ayres, and Saint Light-Squared, to protect me and intercede with the Holiest of Holies, The 0bama, on my behalf!