Rule 5 Saturday Night: Santa’s Babies

Santa has to have helpers. Elves are good, but their legs are short and short legs are not equal to the massive work Santa is tasked with. So he adopted some long-legged helpers, known as Santa’s Babies, all girls with great gams. Dressed them up all-Christmasy and jolly and sent them forth to deliver great joy. Here’s your portion. Eartha Kitt’s Santa Baby video, with lyrics is also below. See my friends hosting Rule 5’s this weekend, below the photos. Should keep you busy all weekend!

Tara Reid

Jennifer Nettles - Sugarland

Snow Babe courtesy of Chris at Wyblog (see bikinis here)

Ivanka Trump (because she's wearing gold)

Jessica Simpson

Betty Grable (because I covet her fabulous fur and our troops loved her)

Betty Grable Courtesy of Bob Belvedere – See More Here

Marilyn Monroe (because she's wearing candy cane stripes)

Jennifer Anniston (because she's wearing red)


Eartha Kitt

Olga Kurylenko

See more of Olga Kurylenko (my favorite Bond girl) here.


Don’t know what a Rule 5 is? Read it here, and specifically, you want to know how to get a million hits on your blog, don’t ya?

My new Rule 5 link policy: if you link something of mine sometime during the week, a Rule 5 or other, I’ll link to your Rule 5.

The Other McCain is the master aggregator of all things Rule 5: this week find your full Rule 5 menu at Rule 5 Monday – Truth, and enjoy a pole dance video that is like nothing you’ve seen before – incredible athleticism.

Opus at American Perspective is my Rule 5 mentor. She showed me how to do it right with this post. This week it’s Penelope Cruz.

Reaganite Republican advises us to Know our Enemy: Miss Korea 2011, Sora Chong

American Power Blog has Victoria Secret Bombshell Babes (video)

William Teach at Pirate’s Cove has a Zoe Mozert sweet, sweet pinup,  and if all you see in this picture is a rising sea, you just might be…

Bob at the Camp of the Saints: Rule 5 Katherine Heigl and Hump Day is Jennifer Esposito.

Theo Spark’s Saturday Night Bath is here. Some Saturday Totty. Some Bedtime Totty. The Bonus Babe.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Amit Freidman.  Vintage Babe is Jerry Hall.

Teresamerica has Natalie Wood and Shakira

Randy’s Roundtable Tart is Liza Berggren

GatorDoug’s DaleyBabes are Asian

The POH Diaries: West Hollywood Bans Fur Sales and a new addition, Pippa Middleton

Hookers and Booze: the first you just have to read/view, and the second will give you a chuckle, and asks a question you’ve probably asked many times.

Fritz at A View From the Beach has Alyssa Milano

Jamie at Eye of Polyphemus: Dana Delaney

Full Metal Patriot’s Midweek Peek is Kat Von D

Jake Finnegan’s Burkalesque Babe is Scarlett Johannson

Rio Norte Line has Pixie Lott

The Classic Liberal has Wolfmother’s Woman and  Why Bad Men Rule with Teri Polo


Thanks to Matt at The Conservative Hideout 2.0 for linking in an round-up of great reading! Ho Ho Ho!

My Top 13 Rule 5s (click here to see all):

Lt. Col “Mac” McKenzie

Jennifer Lopez

The Donald’s Daughter

Anna Rawson

Kate Middleton

Olga Kurylenko

Carrie Underwood

A Conservative Darlin’ – Kelly Pickler

Ana Beatriz Barros

Julianne Hough

Ten Beautiful Swim Suits and the Women in Them

Girls With Guns

The Top 10 Hottest Blondes

Santa Baby – Eartha Kitt (video)

Posted by Maggie @ Maggie’s Notebook