Hugo Chavez Gives Obama Early Christmas Gift

Barack Obama is often criticized by Republicans for his friendly gestures (think handshakes and pats on the shoulder) and for accepting a book on the “pillage of Latin America” from Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez. Today Chavez issued an early Christmas gift to the American president, which has the Obama campaign sighing with relief.

Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez

 Hugo Chávez has launched a blistering attack on Barack Obama, describing the US president as a “clown” and an “embarrassment”.

“Focus on governing your country, which you’ve turned into a disaster,” the Venezuelan president told state TV on Monday. Chávez touched down in the Uruguayan capital, Montevideo, on Tuesday for a summit of Mercosur, South America’s leading trade bloc.

What the Obama campaign knows is, it’s always good for an American president to be denounced by Communist leaders. They’ll take the “clown” and “embarrassment” and be mighty proud.
  • Even Chavez is smarter than the average Obamabot. He told the truth and I bet the his loyalist are having a crap fit. How dare Chavez insult “dear leader”.

  • I understand that his cancer is incurable, that he has only a few months. My advice to him is:

    1. Get down on your knees.
    2. Beseech G-d to heal you.
    3. If 2 doesn’t work, prepare to die.

    Chavez is facing a very hot place in a short time. A fitting judgement for defying G-d and his laws.

    • I can’t wait to see Sean Penn and Danny Glover at his funeral. Happy Chanukah findalis!

  • Chavez was quite impressed with Michelle Obama’s Nanny State/Food Police regime. Her Orwellian school lunch mandates are bombing out in Los Angeles schools now, to the tune of millions of dollars wasted – kids don’t want to eat quinoa salads, MO.