Book of Obama: Chapter 13
His Excellency, The Most High, Master of the Nation, President Barack Hussein Obama (May He Reign Forever) spoke to the peons of the population. None of this problem is MY fault, the Great One exclaimed.
“I blame Bush! He spent $1 Trillion in 8 years. And there was the Recession. We had to spend, spend, spend to Save the Nation. It is the fault of the Republicans. Those nasty TEA Partiers. It is the fault of everyone else. I am your King. Nothing is MY fault. It never is.
We need to make the rich give up their money. The Corporate CEOs with private jets need to give all their money to ME. The Billionaires and Millionaires have too much money, I need it more. I need much more.
Although I am Omnipotent, I need your help. If I don’t get the debt ceiling raised, the world will come to an end. The elderly will be forced to eat cat food. The military will not be paid. Veterans will starve while being thrown on the street. All this because the evil Republicans with their allies the rich fat cats, will not do as I order them to.
Every President for many years has gotten what I demand. The Great Reagan spoke thus:
“Would you rather reduce deficits and interest rates by raising revenue from those who are not now paying their fair share, or would you rather accept larger budget deficits, higher interest rates, and higher unemployment? And I think I know your answer.”
And yet these evil men will thwart MY plans, MY desires, what I want. It is very simple. Without this ceiling raise, we will DEFAULT on our debt. The nation will be destroyed. It will not be MY fault! We have only a week. I need you to call Congress and demand that they raise the ceiling. Raise it enough so that We don’t have to do this until after November 2012 (So I don’t have to bring this up again until I am reelected!). Only you, the Middle Class, the Poor need to do this. Together We can defeat the rich, the ignorant, the Republicans.
Thank you MY subjects. I bless you!”
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
—–Thomas Jefferson, Declaration of Independence
Thus the Anointed One spoke to the people. And they would have listened to Him but for the voice of the House Speaker, Boehner of Tears. He spoke quietly, passionately, and with a firm voice. His words bespoke of the truth and the people listened:
“I am not a fat cat, I was just a small business owner before I came to Congress. I am one of you, the Middle Class, the people who find all of this too complicated to understand. But it isn’t too complicated. It is as easy as your own home budget.
The President wants us to raise the debt ceiling for the next 18 months. This is so He will not have to face this problem during an election. The President swears that if we don’t raise the ceiling the nation will end. We will default on our debts, the old will starve, the military will not be paid and veterans will be homeless. This is a lie. None of this will happen. What will happen is that for the first time the nation will have to live within our means. We will have to cut spending. We will have to trim the fat.
The President refuses to cut the fat, the port, the earmarks. We had a deal, but the President threatened to veto it. We have another deal, but it forces the President to cut spending, and will only raise the debt ceiling for 6 months.
The President is acting childish. He is carrying on a temper tantrum: “Do it my way or face the consequences!” The President can quote Ronald Reagan, but he will never be Ronald Reagan. Nor does he understand what Reagan stood for.
We will call his bluff. The President will be taught the lesson of the Constitutionality of this issue. He will be denied. He believes to be our King. But he forgets. We are Americans! WE HAVE AND WILL HAVE NO KINGS!!!!
And with that, the American people awoke to the truth of the argument. The did call the Congress telling them to stand firm, don’t give in to Obama’s demands. If we can stop him now, he will be destroyed. And they remembered this:
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury.
A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
—Thomas Jefferson, The Declaration of Independence
Yes President Obama has become a Tyrant. It is time to take down the tyrant. Call your Congressman or woman. E-mail him or her. Let them remember what happened in 2010. You put them into Congress and you can take them out. Time is running out. the nation and our freedoms are at risk. It is time to stop the Tax and Spend culture of the Presidents and Democrats now.