Rule 5 Saturday Night: Penelope Cruz Pirate’s Edition

Loved the first Pirate’s of the Caribbean, hated the next two, but really liked No. 4, On Stranger Tides, which I saw last weekend. Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) will go down as one of the most memorable film personalities, no matter that at least two of the sequels are zeros. Penelope Cruz plays the daughter of the feared and legendary Blackbeard, played by Ian McShane, and of course, she has a history with Jack. Cruz has been the subject of many Rule 5’s, I’m sure. She is particularly good material for me because there is a plethora of beautiful photos available.

Just a little trivia about Pirate’s IV On Stranger Tides: Keith Richards, Rolling Stones guitarist, has a short appearance as Jack Sparrow’s father, Captain Teague.

If you are not familiar with Rule 5 posts, they are all about pretty women, and for the most part, taking a break from politics. See more below the videos, including a list of other Rule 5 posts happening this weekend.

Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz’ Famous Little Black Dress Dance (video)

Pirate’s of the Caribbean IV – On Stranger Tides (video trailer)

If you have a Rule 5 that I’ve missed, just let me know and I’ll link your post. My friends hosting Rule 5s this weekend (updates as available):

The Other McCain is the master aggregator of all things Rule 5: You’ll find about about every beautiful woman who likes a camera turned her way, and plenty of play on sausage-making…even a Rule 5 needs to know if Weiner’s weiner is “that” weenie.

James at Reaganite Republican Resistance has Vlad’s Voluptuous Vixens – Russian Cheerleader Review!

Opus at American Perspective is my Rule 5 mentor. She showed me how to do it right with this post. This week is an important and UNUSUAL Rule 5 – SEAL Team 6, and both men and woman must pay homage!

Donald Douglas at American Power likes has the new Kate Upton SI Swimsuit video.

William Teach at The Pirate’s Cove has his famous Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup here. And “If all you see…”

Bob @ The Camp of the Saints Rule 5 this week. And this Penelope Cruz look-alike (but the dimpled chin gives her away). Brilliant Bob’s Weiner Snits Starring Ginger LeeEveryday of the week you can find more Rule 5s here.

Theo Spark’s Saturday Totty,a Bonus Babe, and some Bedtime Totty. Take a look at video of Shannan Click’s Sports Illustrated Swinsuit 2011 video.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Christina Milianand the Vintage Babe of the Week, Daliah Lavi.

SHAWS BLOG’S has Kate Upton.

Randy’s Roundtable features Abigail Clancy.

The DaleyGator DaleyBabe Asian Babe Friday

The POH Diaries has Leo’s New Girlfriend, Blake Lively

Fritz at A View From the Beach Rule 5 is Watching the Bay – the Babes of Baywatch


My previous Rule 5 posts:

My First Rule 5 Saturday

Good Witch Bad Witch Round-up

A Gorgeous Conservative

A Conservative Darlin’ – Kelly Pickler

Dana Perino

Egyptian Women

Lt. Col “Mac” McKenzie

Jennifer Lopez

The Dictator’s Wives

The Donald’s Daughter

Rachel Hunter – A Conservative New Zealander

Anna Rawson

Kate Middleton

Natalie Gulbis and March Madness Sweater Puppies

Olga Kurylenko

Elizabeth Taylor

Julianne Hough

Carrie Underwood

26 Conservative Women with Beauty and Brains

Ten Beautiful Swim Suits and the Women in Them

Cindy Crawford – Obama Jumper/Mitt Supporter

Penelope Cruz – Pirate’s Edition


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  • She’s my favorite!

    • Donald, she is really one of the most beautiful women in the world, in my opinion. Starring with Johnny Depp and married to Javier Bardem! Bet she has some stories to tell.

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  • William Teach

    Very pretty lady, love her voice. Unfortunately, neither she nor Depp could save the movie. Was so totally stoked, and it kinda flopped.

    • Hi William. I rather liked this one. Was determined to ignore a couple of instances of deplorable dialog. I thought there were some good chuckles and really liked Ian McShane’s face. He definitely looked like Blackbeard. I like Johnny Depp in everything he’s in, but I don’t like much of WHAT he’s in. It wasn’t nearly as good as the first, but was better than the 2nd and 3rd, in my opinion.

      It helped that I didn’t expect anything and went only because I had a couple of teenagers here who wanted to see it.

      • I haven’t seen it yet, but Mrs. B. and I plan to. I like Ian McShane in everything he does, but I recommend his turn as Judas in Jesus Of Nazareth, Lovejoy, and the mob boss is Sexy Beast.

        Thanks for the linky love, Dame Maggie, and the wonderful array of pics of Miss Cruz.

  • She is a gorgeous woman Maggie. Well done.

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  • Very lovely lady, Maggie! (And Penelope is, too!) Thanks for the links!

  • An excellent choice of subject Maggie. My wife and I saw “Pirates” last weekend and I posted a brief review:

    and thanks for the link!

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