Replacing the Eagle with the Condom?

Fellow blogger, Carl Middleton, left this news in comments, reporting that the U.S. is planning to replace the Eagle as our national symbol…with the Condom:

Today the government announced that it’s changing its symbol from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed!”

Indeed, the proud Eagle doesn’t seem to fit anymore, does it?

1) Our DOJ declared a war on Whites while supporting Black voter intimidation at the polls,

2) Our President lied about his own expert panel’s opinion on the drilling moratorium in the Gulf of Mexico – a lie that went to a court room, and ignored a judge’s ruling, then ended in the administration being in Contempt of Court – continuing today,

3) Our President and Congress is forcing every American to buy health insurance,

4) Our President would demand a Supreme Court nominee to judge through his/her own “empathy,” and then nominated a SCOTUS Judge-to-be who previously lied to the Court by creating a “scientific deception” on the subject of abortion,

5) Our President would approve bailouts, but then demand the money be spent, secretly, in a totally different way than what we were told,

6) Our President would secretly funnel stimulus money from his stash to big union bosses,

7) Our Government would sue a state for insisting it’s citizens be protected from illegal invasions?

8) Our elections gave us  a president who believes the U.S. Constitution is a “negative charter?”

9) Our President ordered the DOJ to ignore an established law, duly passed by Congress – and announced we would not longer enforce the Defense of Marriage Act –  a clear, complete and blatant lack of respect for the Rule of Law,

Condoms are readily available in America. Do we actually manufacture them here or in Indonesia or China? Sigh.