Fellow blogger, Carl Middleton, left this news in comments, reporting that the U.S. is planning to replace the Eagle as our national symbol…with the Condom:
Today the government announced that it’s changing its symbol from an Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed!”
Indeed, the proud Eagle doesn’t seem to fit anymore, does it?
1) Our DOJ declared a war on Whites while supporting Black voter intimidation at the polls,
2) Our President lied about his own expert panel’s opinion on the drilling moratorium in the Gulf of Mexico – a lie that went to a court room, and ignored a judge’s ruling, then ended in the administration being in Contempt of Court – continuing today,
3) Our President and Congress is forcing every American to buy health insurance,
4) Our President would demand a Supreme Court nominee to judge through his/her own “empathy,” and then nominated a SCOTUS Judge-to-be who previously lied to the Court by creating a “scientific deception” on the subject of abortion,
5) Our President would approve bailouts, but then demand the money be spent, secretly, in a totally different way than what we were told,
6) Our President would secretly funnel stimulus money from his stash to big union bosses,
7) Our Government would sue a state for insisting it’s citizens be protected from illegal invasions?
8) Our elections gave us a president who believes the U.S. Constitution is a “negative charter?”
9) Our President ordered the DOJ to ignore an established law, duly passed by Congress – and announced we would not longer enforce the Defense of Marriage Act – a clear, complete and blatant lack of respect for the Rule of Law,
Condoms are readily available in America. Do we actually manufacture them here or in Indonesia or China? Sigh.